Comments on: Background Checks

By: xinkblotsx

xinkblotsx — Sun, 08 Aug 2010 16:31:54 +0000

picture two, the poor kid is forced to wear a pillow case so maybe the old guy had to wear something made of saran wrap or thread and thats why we can’t see it…

By: dangerouslydorky

dangerouslydorky — Fri, 06 Aug 2010 05:05:04 +0000

in the 4th picture –
she is laying on the bed and the baby is in a pack-n-play/porta-crib type thing… the picture is upside down…

By: kaz6

kaz6 — Wed, 04 Aug 2010 02:38:43 +0000

Hey I got married at that place too – in the top picture! But that’s not me!

By: Charlene

Charlene — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 17:27:51 +0000

alordslums, no need to be a snarky little shit.
I don’t think I’m ‘like, sooo totally famous’… I just think it’s kind of neat to see someone I know since we live on a little rinky-dink island that almost no one has heard of. That’s all.. sorry if I upset you.

By: oh...hey...

oh...hey... — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 18:24:23 +0000

4th picture confused the hell out of me, mostly because I was wondering how she managed to be so far above the hovel that her child is living in. But now it all makes sense. Loving her stretch marks though, and the lovely way the slashing in her bathing suit accents them.

By: Gannet

Gannet — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 16:02:45 +0000

RE: The last one.

Am I meant to be looking at the baby, the godawful tattoos or the peek-a-boo stretch marks?

By: fringefail

fringefail — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 16:02:24 +0000

is there a dead child in the last one?

By: spiderkane

spiderkane — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 15:54:21 +0000

Wait a minute, wait a minute!
That chest tattoo, those glasses, the tan… That Kiki from the last photo, isn’t that the same woman with the pink-fishnet-wearing, pole dancing baby that was on verydemotivational(dot)com just recently?
Wow.

By: Hawkbit

Hawkbit — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 15:40:59 +0000

Ok Walter, that made me laugh. Despite it’s very creepy implications.

By: Walter Sobchak

Walter Sobchak — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 14:02:13 +0000

You know lamebook is doing a good job when every photo has some funny shtuff in the background and a fine ass woman in the foreground.

By: pinkhobo

pinkhobo — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 09:42:15 +0000

ewe, lols, ewe

By: Paranoid Android

Paranoid Android — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 07:58:10 +0000

lol? Maybe…

By: J

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 03:43:03 +0000

I thought all of these were hilarious, but I absolutely love the wedding dress on the woman in the first picture. She looks great.

Also, number 4 is a total fail. Everything about it is just awful.

By: slippyslappy

slippyslappy — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 02:36:56 +0000

God that last one is odd.

The first one cracked my ass right up though…I’m thinking passed out drunken fat auntie type haha.

By: wtfx0xbabe

wtfx0xbabe — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 01:03:52 +0000

Yeah, the picture is upside down in number four I noticed that also before I scrolled down the comments.

By: lissydoll

lissydoll — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 00:47:54 +0000

If you turn the pic around you would realise that miss thing in pink is lying on a bed and the kid is a playpen …. ewwwww taking (failing)porn star pics w/ your kid in the room is just wrong! the guy naked is disgusting too but I choose to believe he is wearing a speedos!

By: Nix

Nix — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 23:21:14 +0000

@dddtl So I guess you’re that guy on facebook who has ten pictures of just himself making the same straight face, right? Yeeeaah taking pictures with other people sucks.

By: delphinius

delphinius — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 23:15:29 +0000

Having gone to the effort of saving, flipping, rotating the last pic. I’m horrified. her hand is holding her breast like that to hide the fact she’s either pregnant again, or never bothered to lose the little one’s extra lard.
The mess in the background is gross.. and why the hell hasn’t she stabilised and straightened the bars on the portacrib thing?
Fail for parenthood.

Is it just me, or in the first pic, does the person with the legs poking out look like she has clown feet? (Tranny perhaps??)

Second one.. Douchetastic hit the nail on the head.
Arsecrack shots.. always a win. But that dude needs to wax or something.. he’s got the beginnings of a jungle down there.. I’ll volunteer to wax him. The screams of a man in agony are like music to my ears

By: dddtl

dddtl — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 22:10:26 +0000

Couples photos suck, so good job to Mr. I’d-Rather-Show-Buttcrack

By: underthesea

underthesea — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 22:06:12 +0000

@dirtylittlepretty That’s exactly what I thought when I saw the last photo and noticed the big pile of dirty clothes. I like to think that she cut her own hole in the back of the swimsuit or leotard she is wearing, just so you can see her “tramp stamp”.

By: Submerged.

Submerged. — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 21:51:03 +0000

First one, GRANDMA NO!

That second one makes me wanna cry.
Poor child.

And the last one, I don’t know how much more awkward that pose can get. How is that child even right there?

By: Jim_diGris

Jim_diGris — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 21:27:35 +0000

That bloke in the second picture is just asleep

By: melissaphlegm

melissaphlegm — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 20:29:50 +0000

alordslums July 27th, 2010 at 2:34 pm
picture 4 looks like snooki crossed with supernanny.

^ This made me laugh so hard.

I don’t give a shit that she has stretch marks. It is the fact she bought… whatever the hell that is, with extra-sexy windows for the stretch marks.

By: wordpervert

wordpervert — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 20:28:50 +0000

Ahahahaha!, Douchetastic. Excellent.

By: 22tootsie

22tootsie — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 20:20:36 +0000

Last pic, flip it upside down. There’s your normal angle. Chick was going for the myspace angle. Epic fail. Kid looks possessed. LOL

By: CommentsAtLarge

CommentsAtLarge — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 20:16:33 +0000

@word

Indeed, I would say this piece is from Kiki’s perspective experimentation period. The child in the background serves as proof that someone has already painted her canvas.

By: Douchetastic

Douchetastic — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 20:16:26 +0000

I think she’s so unhappy because Mom made her wear a pillow case with a ribbon stuck through it. And then said “Now stand right here to block Dad’s penis from getting in the picture.”

By: bumpit

bumpit — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 20:10:54 +0000

I think the reason the 2nd pic disturbs me so much is because she’s so unhappy. She’s got a tiara on her head, she should be playing, excited…. happy. She just looks completely defeated.

The dude’s probably asleep in shorts or something, but dammit, why isn’t the kid happy?

By: wordpervert

wordpervert — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 20:07:58 +0000

Comments, it’s quite arty, I think.

By: GrahamDunk

GrahamDunk — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 20:06:40 +0000

I wonder if she has hair on her anus? Raise you hand if you think the worst location for tattoos in the breasts? The girl has no sense. And it drives me crazy that she rotated this picture.