I’m secretly jealous, I never got any action at my places of employment. Maybe I should consider a change in careers. Hollister, here I come! Don’t worry word, I’ll wash up before touching the merchandise.
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#7, PeanutButtercup, you reckon the moral is here not to add your boss? I’d go more for ‘don’t let some knob in a Hollister shirt finger you in the storeroom when you’ve gor a boyfriend… and then invite him to a party with a big group of other Hollister guys who know your poorly fucking hidden secret and don’t mind telling him because they’re not horrile horrible people… and then don’t add your boss on Facebook.’
Okay, so it’s not ‘slow and steady wins the race’ but it works, okay? Jesus, stop moaning.
I’ve found in my experiences that most women don’t like the word “fingered”….
If you ladies can give me some suggestions, because i’ve tried using the term “hand-blast” or slippin’ her a snack size Kit-Kat, and those have met with little success as well…..