Ohhhh, so Belinda is PLANNING to have a baby, in order to stop smoking. No pregnancy yet, but soon. She is also addicted to water, so she is planning to contract rabies, as it’s the only way she knows of to give up drinking it (ya know, without all the tablets and patches and shit).
She might abort, there has been scientific studies into hormonal effects during pregnancy with regard to cravings and changes in habit and taste, in one group they found that women who were asked to quit smoking at 4 weeks stayed off after aborting at 10 weeks, where as the control group who were told they were pregnant and asked to quit had a 70% failure rate.
I don’t understand, why did Belinda get confused as to why people were congratulating her when she said she was going to have morning sickness.. retard. And I wonder what kind of track Tiana used to race her goldfish.. or perhaps she shrank herself and used a mini submarine..
Not really interested in the baby racing, goldfish loving, half wit, spunkcan up top, the real interest here is Belinda.
Belinda you’re going the wrong way about giving up smoking, the kid will only grow up, become un-cute and argumentative leading you to take up the habit again.
Instead stop breeding and peform a tracheotomy on your throat..this will make smoking too much of a fuck around to bother with and as an added bonus give you a sexy husky voice and an alternative fuck hole.
Ughs… and once again, the topic of children brings out the “you should be sterilized!” comments. Let them breed, I don’t care… my future daughter, Violet McOwles will need someone to pump her gas polish her space boots and park her hovercraft.
Did #1 race 4 goldfish against 2 dogs? Or were they raced within each species. I honestly don’t think I would have enough stamina to race goldfish, and I have a little girl . . . She should definitely reproduce SOON!
Tiana…..dont listen to them, just go for it, then you can join me in the whinging, crying, spew and shit filled heaven which is motherhood….do it, you and your limited spelling and vocabulary deserve it!!!!
Oh God, tell me I read that wrong. Tell me she’s not getting pregnant, to give up smoking, to then abort the baby. I don’t even have views on abortion (too much effort for me) but that’s fucking awful.
Am questioning why her reply was pretty much ‘fucking haters always got something to say’ despite everyon congrtulating her on such a fucking disgraceful idea.
Doesn’t Belinda know that babies are difficult to light? Also having a baby is a much more antisocial habit than having a cig, although the negative passive effects of babies on innocent members of the public have not yet been scientifically measured.
@angel on the side, I actually knew a guy who raced goldfish. When I worked at PetSmart, a guy would come in every couple of weeks to buy the 10 cent ones. He said he made pretty good money from the bets he’d take.
@opera, if you’re not kidding, you should email me the link or something. It’s like reading someone’s diary, I really, really want to.
to tiana, i think no one wants to get u pregnant is due to the fact that 1, ur a lil young, 2, the way ur talking is not goin to be a good influence on ur children, and 3, no one wants their kids to have the same if not a lower I.Q. than u do… And to belinda, id be suprised if u wernt a redneck…