Maybe you should have invited Sam on holiday, Eleanor, you fucking twat. Maybe you’re letting yourself turn into a complete fat ass and won’t take care of yourself, and though Sam has begged and pleaded with you to stop eating small children for snacks, you won’t listen and instead are going all feminist on him saying, “don’t tell me what to do!” And you’re also a complete bitch, as most fat asses are.
But I’m sure Sam was completely to blame. Bitch.
#1, maybe she should have offered him that opportunity for a threesome that he’s been wanting…what an uptight cunt…should have just thrown a clothing optional party…would been fucktons of more fun for all to be had, eh?
#8 Says fucking who? Nails is right, the bitch should have invited him along…She practically gave him the go ahead to fuck around….She got to go explore for a few days, so did he, big fucking deal….in the end it’s really just another wet fucking hole to slip into.