Sorry. I live a hard life. I never smile. I am a total downer to all around me. I have no sense of humour and hate to see other people laughing and having fun. Somebody just run me over with a bus already.
Hahahaha! Hilarious! It’s always really funny to pretend you’re someone else and post things that they would never say! You, sir, are a comedy genius. I might pass out from the excitement at the way you’ve totally burned me.
Ohohoho. Someone’s got me again, with one of their legendary pranks. Bazinga.
Seriously, can’t you think of anything funnier or more original than posting as me and being harsh? I maybe rude and obnoxious and cranky, but I wouldn’t call someone bitch for no reason. Especially when they’re being nice to me.