Comments on: App Attacked

By: Milo

Milo — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 19:24:19 +0000

I don’t get #5 with Lewis etc….

By: malteaser

malteaser — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 20:53:29 +0000

lol

By: Anna

Anna — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 03:53:50 +0000

Ashten’s first use of punctuation is a random ellipsis placed in a spot where it makes no sense. Not that the rest of the message was…any better.

By: beckyboo

beckyboo — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 21:55:58 +0000

iPhones are iLame. *smh*

James is my hero! <3

By: jimmy123

jimmy123 — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 21:09:57 +0000

JAMES FTW! legendddddddd

By: stillkingj

stillkingj — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 21:08:04 +0000

ashten… #1 you have to realize that even you have a baby by a waste of human being… a trespass order means that. he had a trespass order not to enter your apartment complex… as an IPD (Indianapolis Police Department) officer for 12 years… I had the worst arrest ever because of some one like you. My backup was brutally beaten and so was I and we wound up arresting the whole family because some one like you protested, even though he we legally obliged to stay away from the projects. Get yourself a job and move away… I spent two weeks in the hospital because of some one like “yo bay’s daddy”…

By: TylerDurdenUMD

TylerDurdenUMD — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 18:52:42 +0000

I hope Ashten dies in a fire.

By: no way

no way — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 18:51:36 +0000

jonnyb33

Nicely played.

By: eenerbl

eenerbl — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 18:30:22 +0000

So wrong Bill…

By: Cossette729

Cossette729 — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 18:26:43 +0000

*Yes, there is a random “either” in the middle of that sentence.”

By: Cossette729

Cossette729 — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 18:25:43 +0000

I’m willing to bet that the reason Ashten’s “babydad” isn’t “aloud” at her house is because either she has a protective order against him.

By: tamika

tamika — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 17:56:44 +0000

James FTW

By: han_x

han_x — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 17:07:40 +0000

He meant the guy that played Jacob. Haha, very true! But even as a girl I can admit that if a 40 year old man was to fan girl obsessively over miley cyrus, or some other teen star the way older woman have got away with over the twilight franchise the would be called paedos… but then again look at the double standards woman get stuck with all the time that men don’t.

Another point, stuff like this is pretty standard on my facebook wall, most people take it as a joke rather than ‘grap the pitchforks, there is a paedo out there!!’ Even if there is a hint of truth underneath its the kind of thing that would get 10 likes, and no abusive responces… maybe my friends take banter too far, and i’m so used to it i don’t think twice?

By: GeezMom

GeezMom — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 16:57:24 +0000

I’m pretty sure that twighlight kid is well over 18. (The Edward guy. I have no idea about the entire cast, and don’t follow the series) As for the vampire, I don’t think they age, do they? So that’ll be a long wait. 40 yr old fangirls of 17 yr old vampires are still creepy though.

By: Ninjaneer

Ninjaneer — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 16:54:16 +0000

What court is in session on a Sunday?

By: GeezMom

GeezMom — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 16:52:12 +0000

Ha ha! My thoughts exactly Sensible.

FWIW I don’t think the weirdo’s thoughts aren’t normal. But at best, it’s just stupid on multiple levels to announce it.

By: j0nnyb33

j0nnyb33 — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 16:31:52 +0000

this pedo has a point!

By: el_monty

el_monty — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 16:22:53 +0000

*for wanting Miley Cyrus to be of legal age*

By: el_monty

el_monty — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 16:22:07 +0000

It’s such an exaggeration to say that Bill is “unbelievably creepy” for wanting to be of legal age so he can feel attracted to her without feeling uncomfortable about it. Millions of men around the world have felt attracted to famous women when they were still underage teens (Briney Spears, Natalie Portman, Vanessa Hudgens, Keira Knightley… the list is endless). It’s just normal. It doesn’t mean we’re going to go around gang-raping little girls.

By: Soup

Soup — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 15:54:37 +0000

Building upon my recent cloning technology, I decided to make my own Miley Cyrus. It was really quite simple. I just mixed the DNA of a Barbie Doll and Eddie from the Iron Maiden posters. Threw in some extra teeth, melted the face a little bit, and voila!

By: Sensible Madness

Sensible Madness — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 15:52:40 +0000

Bill’s chances of banging Miley Cyrus will not change even a little bit once she turns 18, so it’s probably not worth thinking about.

By: Sarah

Sarah — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 15:26:14 +0000

Way to not blur out one of the f-bombs in the first picture! Fail, Lamebook. Fail.

By: MyJobIsTheSuck

MyJobIsTheSuck — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 15:24:08 +0000

Bill is incredibly creepy (i’m assuming he’s talking about miley cyrus), but its not like every girl hasnt been waiting for that dude who played in twilight to turn 18

By: rottiebrows

rottiebrows — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 14:45:42 +0000

The censoring is ridiculous. FSM forbid that somebody see the letter “u”…. but only certain ones.

By: chip

chip — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 14:26:26 +0000

I’m only going to reiterate that Lamebook is uber-lame for censoring its posts.

By: gingivitis

gingivitis — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 14:23:12 +0000

Boycey – isn’t that a character from Only Fools and Horses?

By: fingerman

fingerman — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 14:19:41 +0000

Someone tell Bill that once Miley hits 18, she’ll be as worthless as the olsen twins were once they hit 18.

By: Triceratops

Triceratops — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 14:06:45 +0000

Bill = creepiest mo’fo’ ever.

By: Triceratops

Triceratops — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 14:06:01 +0000

David = new best friend.