great minds nashntth.
I dunno though, that seems like a lot of work. I always feel ashamed after fapping anyway. I don’t imagine that fucking a banana peel will make that much better.
Plus, you have to eat the banana, knowing what you are going to do with it. The shame would be too much for me.
And the practice would get expensive for the avid fapper.
well I suppose I’ve run this subject into the ground.hm.
I had an ex that was a restaurant manager… She was the one that opened up so got there before everyone else… She used to use the banana’s to take care of herself before anyone got there… Sometimes she’d then have it for breakfast and sometimes tossed it back with the others
She must have been quite loose, been a very gentle lover, or used a condom, cuz I’ve seen the carnage created from banana sex toys and there is usually no “tossing it back in with the others” possible.
I know a woman that used a cucumber and then rinsed it off and made a salad for her family.
I also know an awesome joke involving Jesus and Easter.
So talking about eating a banana and “recycling” the peel isn’t really a big deal for me. And if I’m ok with the cucumber story, then I’d be a hypocrite to think badly of a woman that was trying to get an extra serving of fruits in her.
Hah. I wasn’t criticizing either of you. I am honestly curious. Personally, I enjoy crossing lines just to see how far I can get with certain people. That’s probably the main reason I find you hilarious.
So mcowles, slim and lady are the only 3 survivers of a crash in the Atlantic… They find themselves alone on an island… They look for food and water, set up signal fires and wait for a rescue
Well the days start to pass and ‘urges’ take over… Lady finds herself sleeping with both mcowles and slim… After a while she is so disturbed and feels horrible about what she is doing and she kills herself…
Well this left mcowles and slim alone on the island… They waited for a rescue as more time passes… Soon ‘urges’ take over… But after a while they feel horrible about what they are doing
If I had a nickel for every woman that offed herself due to having sex with me, and a penny for every one of them that I had sex with after the fact… and a dime for every body I buried… and a quarter for every necrophilic three-way I had with slimjayz… I’d have $5.17!!!!
I’m sure it’s obvious how many of each I’ve done… so I won’t bother spelling it out for you.
Well, Slim. You sure know the way to a woman’s heart.
But, the only banana comment that comes to mind would likely turn a guy off. Unless they proceeded to take part in banana necrophilia. Poor banana.