Tuesday, April 15, 2014

Ambitious Alan

previous post: Ron’s Face



  1. H.R. Poopinpants

    • teach him how to correctly spell Adonis

  2. You’re not wrong, you’re just an asshole.

  3. He’ll get so much ass with that first step. I can see the gaming date site ad now. “Seeking female suitable for mating purposes.”

  4. The Beast Among Us

    I’m surprised his first step wasn’t to change his name to Odin.

  5. H.R. Poopinpants

    Alan’s son will probably turn out to be gay.

  6. ^ his son will probably become the next Richard Simmons.

  7. Injecting your kid with growth hormone before puberty will actually stunt his growth. It’s hard to be intimidating when you’re a foot shorter than your classmates.

  8. I don’t know. A guy a foot shorter than me, would still be able to look quite frightening, if he had a big hammer in his hand.

    And no, I’m not talking about his Johnson. Silly.

  9. We know Dane. His big Johnson would just excite you.

  10. The Beast Among Us

    I had a dream I was being chased by a bunch of midgets with machine guns.

    So in my dream, I bought a bullet-proof car.

    But they were midgets, so I bought a convertible.

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    go to ths sit…………

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