Monday, January 28, 2013

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11 Comments

  1. You keep telling yourself that, Matt.

  2. Actually, it’s probably true. See “The Moral Animal: Why we are the way we are.”

  3. Several studies have shown that women are more likely to get pregnant if they climax. Which probably isn’t going to happen with some 2-Pump Chump. Sorry, Matt.

  4. Translation: Dear Facebook girls, I am a terrible lay and have a questionable sense of humor.

  5. If that’s what helps you sleep at night dude.

  6. The last line sells it.

  7. No genes get passed on if he creams his jeans.

  8. The answer to your question is “cunnilingus,” Matt.

  9. Passed on to his palm.

  10. Rubert, I’m glad you decided to elaborate on what I was saying, otherwise the slower folk might not have understood it when I meant that his genes (as in, him, altogether) would be passed on (read as, over) Rather than passed on, in the traditional sense of the phrase taken in its original context.

  11. is it normal to shit yourself when you orgasm?

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