Not only does that proposal involve public restrooms, but playing on a playground. I don’t see this marriage lasting much longer than the Subway sandwiches I’m sure they’ll buy to cater the happy event.
(PS…Supposedly it’s Australia Day? I’m not sure if this is another one of those appreciation holidays that we made up to deny/unintentionally confirm our own wretched ethnocentricity, or if this is a world-recognized day for the Aussies, but MERRY AUSTRALIA DAY to all of you out in lamebook land, oceans away… but close to our hearts.)
Hell Yeah it’s Australia Day! Well it was yesterday for us, but it’s on the date of January 26th. And it is a ‘world-recognized’ Public Holiday. It’s a big day for us to celebrate our national pride, mostly by covering ourselves in Australian flags, having BBQ’s, going to the beach, playing cricket, listening to Triple J’s hottest 100, and getting riotously drunk. And occasionally just riotous. But not too often. It’s awesome
Oh, Susie… that’s like asking for a grenade in the mouth. Don’t post stuff like that when your family is less likely to be found at church or the library, and more like to be be found on the Jerry Springer show.
Twitter is the most infuriating form of communication I have ever come across, but in an effort to roll with the times, I came across it at least eight times… I had to buy a new keyboard, that’s where I was yesterday.