Wednesday, December 9, 2009

All I Want For Christmas


previous post: From the Rough



  1. I am all for Snuggies, but for your Christmas card? Did I hear anyone say Jerry Springer?

  2. Oh my faaaaaaaak… You know what snuggies are….

  3. Doesn’t mean cause I live in leathers IDK what snuggies are…

  4. the tragic part is that this now becomes some twisted publicity for those goddamn evil snuggies! At first i thought it was the KKK just bringing out their Spring/Summer’10 collection.

  5. @ anatomie.. Its the new greatest thing.. LOL.. Although the animal print is ever so slightly common..

  6. The American Dream.

  7. I spy with my little eye…a mulatto.

    Also, did you notice the grandparents have enough pride as to not afford themselves the “luxury” of having one of these wonderful snuggies? This is why old people are wiser than us young whippersnappers.

  8. I never knew what a snuggie was until I saw this site, but I love how they are becoming the must have accoutrement for lame people.

    It can’t be very often that the old boy in the turd coloured cardigan is the most stylish person in a group. And is the woman on the left a nurse who looks after this lot?

  9. surely it would be cheaper to just put your dressing gown/bath robe on backwards?

  10. Look Look! Hell does exist! See i told you so!!!

  11. @ The Mapper Well spotted.. They obviousy don’t come in a tweed or burbury check pattern on them.. They have to match the slippers you know..

  12. @ Mercure… Snuggies are the greatest things ever invented.. They are up there with waterproof teabags and solar powered torches..

  13. Surely this is the greatest arguement for forced sterilisation ever…

  14. All I can think of when I look at this picture is that Adam Sandler “joining the cult” skit:

    The night time is the right time.
    The night time is the right time.
    The night time is the right time…

  15. PEOPLE! It is a robe that you put on backwards! That’s it! Some asshole figured out a way to remarket something that already existed. IT IS A FUCKING BACKWARDS ROBE!

    grammer, organizse

  16. @ EwGross… It was designed to be a blanket that u could still use your arms with.. But yeah.. Epic Fail..

  17. Who do they think they are?? Harry Potter wanna be´s?? And whats up with that “cheetah” thing. African Harry Potter or what?

  18. i like how the bottom left fatty is too big for leopard snuggie. That kid knows the real meaning of the word “snuggie”

  19. I didn’t even think the snuggie commercial was real when I first saw it. I second the epic fail.

  20. @ Matty Now u know y the leopard in endangered in SA… Thats a whole lotta beast

  21. @ Sgt. Mo…. Yeah it is very real.. Amazing the shyte some people will try sell..

  22. Anyone else notice the weird way Grandma is “sitting?” Its like shes stretching out for a sprint to get the hell away from these freaks. That or to get the shotgun and purify the room.

  23. Jesus Christ, even the kid in the middle knows snuggies are lame, he barely has his on

  24. Sweet now I know what to buy for my whole family!!!

  25. @ Me… No that is the arthritis..

  26. @Me could be, but it looks to me like she’s grimacing because that fat kid just sat on her and crushed her kneecaps. Notice her feeble attempts to push him off.

  27. Why when i look at those guys , i think of harry potter ????

  28. Is it just me or is the much older and bigger grandson in the front right, leopard print, sitting on the old guy’s lap???

  29. LOL! I just wondered cause she has her leg up on the seat behind her. Looks like the old gal is stretching out. Also why dont the oldies get a snuggie? Was the snuggie budget blown by getting the big fella one specially made?

  30. These things remind me of cults.

    Don’t drink the kool-aid….

  31. I remember the first time I had seen a Snuggie commercial many moons ago during a bout of insomnia. I had said to myself “what type of moron would actually buy this crap?”.

    Now I know.

  32. hitmewithyourrhythmvic

    I’m very sad to tell you this, but my brother-in-law bought one for my sister, and she seems to like it. It upsets me, and I will find it and burn it by the end of the year.

    You can count on me!

  33. This looks like a pedophile’s uniform :/

  34. Obligatory link:

    A friend got one for her birthday – an animal print one. I believe her exact phrase was “I’ll never get laid again.”

  35. I like the wallpaper

  36. I like how the one girl is in a blue one. Way to go papa and mema. Forget the ratio of boys to girls in the family?

  37. you know how i know you’re gay???

  38. After that picture Grandma and Grandpa dropped the match and watched the snuggie family blow up like a man smoking at a gas station.
    Thank you Grandpa!

  39. @#37 lamer1 – was it the cock in my ass?

    @#38 Ted – thanks for raising the idea of that fire – I bet they’d burn a treat.

    Christ, the madness is spreading: just found an ad for them on sale here in the UK while googling to establish whether or not they were flammable. This search has also increased my vocabulary by one word, which would usually make me happy – unfortunately that word was ‘slanket’, so now I has sads instead.

  40. Dear World,

    We’re sorry for a lot stuff… Particularly George Bush and Snuggies. We swear, it’s not our fault.

    <3 The United States of America.

  41. I’m just going to go poke myself in the eyes with a fork now. BBL

  42. The Scarlet Pimple

    If this were my family, I’d hang myself by one of those leopard print Snuggies.

  43. Why am I not surprised that the walls are beige? Was this visiting day at the Mental Ward?

  44. OMG, just save yourself the humiliation and put a robe on backwards.

  45. I don’t know who in the Snuggies, Inc. thought that “leopard print” was a “fashionable change from the solid snuggies”, but……….. it’s not.

    It looks horrid.

    That being said. You could have sex doggy style without the girl getting cold. They should market them in that direction.

  46. I don’t like to kill animals. Persons wearing animal-print snuggies are fair game though.

  47. grandpa doesn’t have one on…sensible old man

  48. Nice to see Grams and Gramps keeping a little personal integrity.

  49. P.S – all I’d want for Christmas is my dignity back

  50. The kid in the middle is like “holy sh*t he’s really taking a pic get this sh*t off me” And now it’s on Facebook for all of his 6th grade class to see *sigh* poor Billy will probably be getting his ass kicked up and down the playground for this pic

  51. It never fails to amaze: if ANY kind of monumentally idiotic concept is actually possible given the laws of Physics, it WILL be invented, marketed and sold. Even (or especially) if it makes you look like a total tard. I weep for humanity…

  52. Another revelation for the end of humanity is near!

  53. @ Keyser_Soze

    “…makes you look like a total turd.” Fixed. Leave the poor tards alone.

  54. And then they all drank the poison and died, just like their cult leader commanded them to do.

  55. Meh, who cares. It was probably funny to them.

  56. fkn hell, i hope they did this for a laugh..

  57. next is the ceremonial drinking of the kool-aid, and their spaceship comes to take them away.

  58. @ 40 poopcalculator FTW!!!

  59. Oh, this is very lame. Kind of like taking your Christmas photo in your pajamas. Just don’t do it.

  60. Marketing is cool.
    You can get rich by selling
    Backward dressing gowns.

  61. Thank you, thank you, thank you Mr Haiku…

  62. @EwGross…

    It’s spelled G-R-A-M-M-A-R.

    If you’re going to be a douche and try to correct people, then BE CORRECT.

  63. SarahBear33

    Wow. If you’re going to be a douche and try to correct people, then BE CORRECT yourself, hypocrite. EwGross was clearly being somewhat ironic seeing as nobody had even used the words grammar or organise anyway. Probably to see how many people are stupid enough to try to correct him/her. You are L-A-M-E. Maybe even lamer than the people who choose to spend silly amounts of money on something that can be easily replicated with a bathrobe or by cutting a few holes in a blanket.

  64. @Petard

    Lets see if she gets the retart joke… lol

  65. At least the Snuggies (how I hate that name) are covering up their Crocs, leg warmers, tie-dyed mesh tank tops, acid washed jeans, and whatever other fashion horrors they own.

    On first glance though I did think they were members of some African tribe (yeah, I know most of them are incredibly Caucasian, but damn that leopard print really jumps out at you).

  66. They’re ready to start their own cult now.

  67. I want to get a Leopard print Snuggie to compliment my Leopard print G-string!

  68. Insane I think I speak for some of the women here on lamebook, and we want pictures of that. That sounds like a way to spice up a snuggie. And reminds me of the time I bought my husband a camoflauge g-string as a joke present. He insisted I give him his present regardless of the company present that would see it. So in front of his drinking buddies he pulled his new drawers out of the gift bag and embarassed us both. Then that night as a joke he tried them on. I didnt mean to but I started to belly laugh really hard. He’s not the most muscular man though he’s strong like a ox. He reminded me of Dale Gribble of king of the hill. Dale also had a love of g-strings. My laughing may have hurt a lesser mans feelings but he had a good laugh with me.

  69. Me, LMFAO!!! I seriously just cried a little. It’s good to hear your hubby has a good sense of humour! I don’t of many men that would find wearing a thong funny. Although the ones that don’t are more than likely closet homosexuals (well the ones that don’t quit with the gay jokes because of the G-String joke). I have worn a G-String before (as my girlfriend at the time requested). But it was an Elephant G-string, with a trunk pocket for the Wang. I found it comfortably hilarious!

    I will see what I can do about the pictures ;)

  70. LOL! I just remembered that I bought him a velvet red thong that was a bull face! Your elephant comment reminded me of it. It had googly eyes, fuzzy hair and a ring through its nose. That one he tried on too. It was awesome! I almost passed out laughing. Then he bought me one and I told him that it would look like a elastic on a pear and I wasnt trying it on. We stopped buying each other joke underwear after that. :) Cant wait for the pics. ;)

  71. LMFAO!!! I had forgotten that mine had googly eyes and pink hair at the top of the …ugh trunk! I’m sorry to hear the underwear joke has died down. Maybe this Xmas might be the year it is all brought back :D

  72. Last time we had a laugh buying underwear was when we had to get him tight ones for after his vasectomy. We wanted them to be tight and supportive but not cause hungry butt. So we got laughing checking out the sizes. Also I asked a woman where they kept the briefs and she looked at me funny. I thought it was bc I was I was looking for underwear. (shrugs) Turns out when I had picked our infant daughter up to go she spit/threw up a bit. I heard her do but didnt see where it went. I thought it was down her front. I was in a hurry and absently wiped her down. Tossed her in her snowsuit and packed up to go. Turns out it landed in my hair. I have long hair and was wearing it down. The area where she got me was right next to my mouth. So here I am shopping for underwear with barf in my hair. The lady must have thought I was coming off a bender and needed to get my old man new drawers cause he crapped himself while drunk. We had a good laugh over that too. We still pull pranks on each other just not so much underwear based ones. :) This birthday he turns 40 so I have a special cake picked out for him. I saw it at cake wrecks. Its a picture of a decrepit old man with the caption “happy birthday chucknuts.” :)

  73. FlapjacksAreAmazing

    At last I know what a snuggy looks like!

  74. LMFAO ME!!! Oh god seriously, you are hilarious! To top off the cake you should get a picture of Johny Knoxville as the old man from the Jackass movie. That would be the icing on the cake- excuse the pun.

  75. LOl! Good idea! I could get the bakery to use the always classy edible photo paper. I got him a cake with the “classic” green goblin fighting Spiderman on it. It was done with that paper. It said Happy 36 birthday Ed. The look on the decorators face when I told her the age was awesome. She gave me this sideway glance. I almost wanted to assure her that he wasn’t “damaged.” He just likes the green goblin. :)

    That also reminded me of the time his brother had a huge family dinner and afterwards played the jackass movie. He didnt realize that it wasnt suitable family viewing. They got to the part where a firecracker was put in knoxvilles ass before he turned it off. :)

  76. LMFAO! Yes at make your hubby eat Knoxvilles balls :P . The green Goblin is awesome!!! Your hubby is lucky that you go through that much trouble for him.

    Your brother is awesome! He should’ve let the movie play through to the end though :P

  77. I should have got him a saggy ball cake after his vasectomy. All he got for that was a ice pack and a bottle of tylenol. Though I did splurge and get the super strength one. :)

  78. Lol. The blanket that will ruin your sexlife

  79. AH! this is great someone put our snuggie picture up here! And actually, my granparents do have snuggies at their house, but they were just visiting so they left them at home.

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