Correction: Joe Stalin is obviously one of the many people who believes pointing out the obvious (which is, granted, often the truth) makes one a ‘douche-gasm’, and is tired of Chairman Mao’s presence on this site.
Masturbation is not something you should be embarrassed about. It is practiced by all healthy adults. Yes, as a child, you may find it humiliating to admit to your peers that you engage in self-love–even up through your adolescence. Children are often cruel and despite engaging in similar behavior, will pounce on the opportunity to find somebody to release their volatile emotions. But, by the time you reach college—and I do hope you make attending college an important milestone of your life—sexual activity will be discussed in a much more open-minded environment and it will be considered normal for you to let your friends and contemporaries know about your own masturbation.
Er, I thought the point of the mock was that “camping” should not include technology but rather be about the exclusion and escaping of technology, in order to explore and encounter this wonderful little thing called “nature”. Unless that wasn’t the original intent of the mocking, in which case I shall go away and mourn for the future of humanity (if the young kids of today can’t even “get” camping).