Friday, August 7, 2009

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  1. @ Aushok

    I would dearly love for you to pop over here and show some of our Gooch and Doddington, Moss Side ‘Massives’ how you guys ‘roll’… I’d give you about 15 seconds tops.

    Last post at 12.46pm, eh? Just enough time to get back to your classes for the afternoon from the school library.

    Now please stop shouting, take your meds like a good little gangster wannabee and don’t forget to tell Mummy all about this when you get home. Oh, and to prove the spud gun isn’t a fake, show us a picture after you’ve fired it into you mouth, it’s probably the best thing you could do.

  2. ME AND MY BOYZ STILL CANT UNNERSAND WHY A PIMPLED FAT CAVE PORKER LIKE MacLUNDer WULD TRY TO HUSTLE ON DA LAME BOOK. BUT YOU IS GOING DOWN IN MAH KITAB AS A DUMASS FO SHO. QUIT YO FAKEASS TEASIPPING CRICKETPLAYING ACCENT AND GET BACK TO YO SHITTY MERKA WIF ITS SHITTY FAST FOOD UGLY GIRLZ AND CHINKS WOPS AND GREASES EVERYWHURR. AFTER YOU SEE DEM BULLETS FIRED INTO YO MUTHAS MOUF THEN YOU WILL QUIT YO BITCHEN, THERE GOES YOUR FOOD SOURCE FO THE NEXT 15 YEARS.

    HERESE SOME ADVICE YAAR, GET BENT.

  3. Normal (*rare!*)

    1) he is called manclander
    2) I can’t decide if you’re the “real slim shady” or just taking the piss. If it’s the later, you’re hilarious. If the former, you’re a *”hicko” piece of shit who makes Brits look bad.
    3) what yo wanna be poppin caps in do0d ass fo anywaze? Dat not friendliez 2yu facebox pal innit!?

  4. Normal (*rare!*)

    *latter
    *”thicko”

    Damn, and it was looking good before I posted.

  5. Normal (*rare!*)

    Also I’d like to point out that admitting he CNT BUY GUNS IN NO SHOP (double negative) he is in fact admitting that the picture is fake…

  6. but he can buy guns on the streets yo.

    but most likely not some weird looking 1911 in shop bought piccc

  7. Aushok

    You are so full of fail and shizzle I don’t know where to start. I’m sure that guys like 50 Cent are crapping themselves at the thought of you and your ’50 pence’ posse rollin’ in his back yard – not. We’ve all missed the adventures of your bro’s on the BBC News, maybe we should have read the Mansfield & Ashfield Observer to catch up on your crime wave. Tosser.

  8. Normal (*rare!*)

    Don’t be silly he wouldn’t have even made it to his school newspaper.

  9. It would help his cause and maybe his credibility no end if he could actually spell, and write in English; the likelihood of that is on a par with me winning the Lottery.

    I bet his CV is a work of art and comedy gold.

    @ Aushok

    One day you will look back on this and realise what an utter and complete tit you were making of yourself; I look forward to that day. Maybe even your kids will stumble across this and ask you to translate what you wrote.

  10. Aushok blatantly works in Carphone Warehouse or Dixons and has a very modified car

  11. make sure you get the MMR vaccine

  12. Attention People – The ‘Mansfield Massive’ is a popular inside joke at a certain anonymous imageboard.

    I can assure you, Aushok isn’t really a gang member, nor does he think that Photoshopped means “bought in a shop”.

    I’d hazard a guess that that teh above transaction was done ONLY to then take a screen and post on here.

    And yes, every user of this imageboard is laughing at you all when they reference this.

  13. M8S B3TA SUCKS DONKEY DICK.

  14. I am having the sudden urge to slap that boy with that toy he calls a gun.

  15. I would say it’s a much bigger deal for ‘gangstas’ to get hold of guns in the UK than in the US

  16. TrainReq wins the comments. And why do tha gangastas spell in ALL CAPS?

  17. Number 66:

    It’s because CAPS LOCK is cruise control for cool!

  18. Oh this can only be Mansfield in Nottinghamshire, the place to go to get shot!

  19. Hahaha i live in mansfield

  20. OH LAWD IS THAT SOME BRITFAGS LULZ
    U WOT M8

    Son I am disappointed.

    etc. /meme

  21. I live in mansfield (Notts UK) where these CRANKS claim to come from and I have done on and off for 20 years. The last shooting/gun incident was by a women with mental health problems with a pellet gun in the town centre after a drunken argument, mansfield doesn’t have or want a gun problem. Nottingham itself is pretty crazy but not here. I would suggest that this picture was put together by college kids that listen to to much gangster rap and think its cool to shoot people then spend their life in jail getting buggered and regretting it.

  22. I’m too lazy to read though all the comments (so I don’t know if anyone has mentioned this), but I think that person is saying “shopped” as in Photoshop. The text (which is kind of font like) on the paper looks like it could of been added on in photoshop. It is not talking about the guns being bought from a shop, hence why it’s funny….

  23. umm c, has anyone ever told you that jokes aren’t funny once you explain them? What’s worse is obvious jokes.

    That is all

  24. Alright, here’s what I fail to comprehend in the entire exchange.

    Number 1: Aushok has intentionally said that his grammar makes him appear to be an idiot, and that any questioning of his idiocy therefore means that he must retaliate with force – eg: “deez bulletz” which are useless in a gun which cannot fire them.

    Number 2: The fact that we are laughing over something which has no meaning other than mind-numbing comedy.

    Number 3: Why Aushok continues to attempt to make any comments at all as he has clearly won every exchange of argument simply by using capitol letters when he is speaking?

    Yeah, I think that about does it, caps lock means that you’re cool and we all should be cool.

    BRING ON THE CAPS THAT DON’T LOCK OFF IN YOUR GLOCK! lmao, I just had to say it

    And since I’m in a snarky mood tonight, Aushok, you’re an idiot. If for one moment you thought that you could even get anywhere with a gun that looked like that I would rather that you simply join the Darwin Awards.

    Please save us all the trouble of having to listen to your lunacy for a moment further, and eat doze bulletz.

    *takes a gentle bow*

  25. He must be Arab, he said ‘Kitab’. Haha, Ross Kemp should try interview the Mansfield Massive OG, reppin’ all the Notts gang bangers…

  26. Its the fucking Beatles

    Aushock you’re a cock. Pure and simple. Hopefully one day you’ll be staring down the barrel of the gun of an SO19 officer. We’ll see how quickly you shit those chav pants of yours. Fucking idiot.

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