Everyone is missing the point here. Ol’ boy Lucian is saying this picture is shopped, as in Adobe Photoshop, while Aushok (retarded name) takes this as meaning “purchased in a store.” Aushok then proceeds to threaten Lucian with bullets all up in his grill if Lucian continues to insist that the above pictured guns were, in fact, purchased in a shop, other than a digital one owned by Adobe.
@sarcasticmeow: for one named after sarcasm, you certainly don’t seem to understand it. My writing style is what’s known as ‘satire.’ Maybe if you learned a bit about the English language you would realize that I was blatantly stating the obvious in order to be more sarcastic. Perhaps instead of being such a large bag of douche, read my posts more carefully, and maybe you’ll find the subtle humor in them rather than taking them for just words on the screen.
@TrainReq: Forgive me, TrainReq overlord, for my major fail of not studying your archival oeuvre on Lamebook before daring to comment. PS: Ad-hominem attacks: FTW! Attacking the person, not the point, is the mark of a subtle mind in maaah book.
Does nobody else find this disturbing? Not trying to be uptight, or deny that the dude’s a moron, but we live in a violent world. I find a pic of guns along with a statement about giving someone a “taste” of the bullets, even in jest, kind of upsetting.
@Elee: I’m sure you are unaware of many things… such as how there is a city called Mansfield in Ohio, USA. Therefore, I don’t see how you could possibly think it is ridiculous for me to think Aushok could be American. Hopefully that isn’t too subtle of a statement for your liking.
@Rodrigo #15: Dear, you have clearly wandered onto this site in error, whilst looking for the New Yorker commenting board. Don’t panic! Just hit the “back” button on your browser, and you’ll be released back into the SANCTIMONIOUS SECTION of the InterNerd. Beijos!
Straight outta Mansfield
Crazy motherfucker named Aushok
Poppin punk-ass bitches with my Glock
They trippin cause they say it’s all photoshopped
*BOOM BOOM* then they bodies all drop
Spend a clip on a hater then I’m done
Git on facebook yeah I’m the one
That yo’ ho’ be friendin’ when she want a real playa
Cause you ain’t got what it take ta’
Make her scream shit an’ wake the neighbours
She down for the weapon I wield
An’ when I come back, bwoy
I’m comin’ straight outta Mansfield (Mansfield, Mansfield, Mansfield..)
FINELY DIZ WYTE BOYZ WOKE UP TO DA REAL G IN ALL OV M&SFIELD. M8S UR 2 L8 CUZ I DID DA DIRTY WIF 5 OV UR WOMIN AT ONCE LAST NITE. REPRESENTED WITH DEEZ BULLETS AS WELL AFTERWARD. NEXT THING I WILL COME TO UZE THICKOS SHIT ON UR FLOORS BUST CAPS IN THE CEILING AND LICK YOUR FAMILYS TEARS. M8 WE PAKI GANSTAS GONNA DEMOLITION THEM BANGALLYS AND CHINKS AND WOPS B4 WE TAKE OVER NOTTINGHAMSHIRE THEN ALL OF ANGLOLAND.
MacLUNDer NEEDS TO AJUST HISSELF FOR WHEN I GET MY NUT ALL OVER HIS PASTY WYTE FACE. COMIN SOON TO A THEATRE NEAR U BOY.
It seems clear to me that this photo was Photoshopped. The shadows around the barrel of the gun look bizarre and weird as hell. Also the letters look like the guy either drew ‘em in Photoshop, or somehow scanned his own writing and pasted it onto the photo. I assume that’s why the sheet of paper looks fake as hell too. I assume that he found a photo of a gun, and decided to pretend it was his own.
Hey Aushok, if you want to prove it’s not a fake photo, I’d love to see a photo of that same place on your floor, without the guns. Post back!
why would someone photoshop that, it’s nothing amazing.. why wouldn’t it be real. Also, remember although it might seem like “ali g speak”, Ali G is a direct spoof of real actual people who act like this in England known as chavs.
@darwin: he would photoshop it cause as has already been pointed out hes from England where you cant generally buy guns. Therefore hes making himself look all gangsta that hes managed to get them illegally.
I would dearly love for you to pop over here and show some of our Gooch and Doddington, Moss Side ‘Massives’ how you guys ‘roll’… I’d give you about 15 seconds tops.
Last post at 12.46pm, eh? Just enough time to get back to your classes for the afternoon from the school library.
Now please stop shouting, take your meds like a good little gangster wannabee and don’t forget to tell Mummy all about this when you get home. Oh, and to prove the spud gun isn’t a fake, show us a picture after you’ve fired it into you mouth, it’s probably the best thing you could do.
ME AND MY BOYZ STILL CANT UNNERSAND WHY A PIMPLED FAT CAVE PORKER LIKE MacLUNDer WULD TRY TO HUSTLE ON DA LAME BOOK. BUT YOU IS GOING DOWN IN MAH KITAB AS A DUMASS FO SHO. QUIT YO FAKEASS TEASIPPING CRICKETPLAYING ACCENT AND GET BACK TO YO SHITTY MERKA WIF ITS SHITTY FAST FOOD UGLY GIRLZ AND CHINKS WOPS AND GREASES EVERYWHURR. AFTER YOU SEE DEM BULLETS FIRED INTO YO MUTHAS MOUF THEN YOU WILL QUIT YO BITCHEN, THERE GOES YOUR FOOD SOURCE FO THE NEXT 15 YEARS.
1) he is called manclander
2) I can’t decide if you’re the “real slim shady” or just taking the piss. If it’s the later, you’re hilarious. If the former, you’re a *”hicko” piece of shit who makes Brits look bad.
3) what yo wanna be poppin caps in do0d ass fo anywaze? Dat not friendliez 2yu facebox pal innit!?
You are so full of fail and shizzle I don’t know where to start. I’m sure that guys like 50 Cent are crapping themselves at the thought of you and your ’50 pence’ posse rollin’ in his back yard – not. We’ve all missed the adventures of your bro’s on the BBC News, maybe we should have read the Mansfield & Ashfield Observer to catch up on your crime wave. Tosser.
It would help his cause and maybe his credibility no end if he could actually spell, and write in English; the likelihood of that is on a par with me winning the Lottery.
I bet his CV is a work of art and comedy gold.
One day you will look back on this and realise what an utter and complete tit you were making of yourself; I look forward to that day. Maybe even your kids will stumble across this and ask you to translate what you wrote.
I live in mansfield (Notts UK) where these CRANKS claim to come from and I have done on and off for 20 years. The last shooting/gun incident was by a women with mental health problems with a pellet gun in the town centre after a drunken argument, mansfield doesn’t have or want a gun problem. Nottingham itself is pretty crazy but not here. I would suggest that this picture was put together by college kids that listen to to much gangster rap and think its cool to shoot people then spend their life in jail getting buggered and regretting it.
I’m too lazy to read though all the comments (so I don’t know if anyone has mentioned this), but I think that person is saying “shopped” as in Photoshop. The text (which is kind of font like) on the paper looks like it could of been added on in photoshop. It is not talking about the guns being bought from a shop, hence why it’s funny….
Alright, here’s what I fail to comprehend in the entire exchange.
Number 1: Aushok has intentionally said that his grammar makes him appear to be an idiot, and that any questioning of his idiocy therefore means that he must retaliate with force – eg: “deez bulletz” which are useless in a gun which cannot fire them.
Number 2: The fact that we are laughing over something which has no meaning other than mind-numbing comedy.
Number 3: Why Aushok continues to attempt to make any comments at all as he has clearly won every exchange of argument simply by using capitol letters when he is speaking?
Yeah, I think that about does it, caps lock means that you’re cool and we all should be cool.
BRING ON THE CAPS THAT DON’T LOCK OFF IN YOUR GLOCK! lmao, I just had to say it
And since I’m in a snarky mood tonight, Aushok, you’re an idiot. If for one moment you thought that you could even get anywhere with a gun that looked like that I would rather that you simply join the Darwin Awards.
Please save us all the trouble of having to listen to your lunacy for a moment further, and eat doze bulletz.