I absolutely detest the typing that these weirdos think is cool. My wife’s cousins in Mexico type like that in Spanish, making it that much more difficult to figure out what the hell they are saying. I feel like Marlin, when he said, “It’s trying to speak to me, I just know it!” It seems to me that typing like that would take so much more effort than it should.
I’m Yolandalicious so haters fuck off cuz’ you be jealous that I be the most bootylicious nigga out there. Back off bitches.
What’s up girls and boys it’s yo-yo-yo-yo-fo-fo-fo-sholanda. I be rocking this bitch better than ever. I got so many haters but they just jealous of my natural booty. Sorry I meant beauty! Ha girl! Anyways I don’t play when it comes to my family. They always be there for me and there ain’t nothing that’s going to keep me away from them. I love my boy D4’Trone! He be the best to my little mistake Tyreque! Oh well if you want to be a part of this crazy life message me! A’ight Facebook I be out. I be pop lock n’ dropping down low for the men in the club. A’ight peace time to go eat some collared greens with Ta’Vonna and my cousin Xayvier!
A’ights niggas well I be back. Anyways I am a real ass bitch that you not “fINa” mess with.
And the second: Hey-ooo. It’s amazing locita (dumb and inaccurate substitution for the Spanish ‘crazy’) kicking in… well I’m cute, cool and fun to hang out with… I’m funny and if you have a problem with me or my cousins Tiffany or Tony… Ya’ gonna get knocked out! (ellipses) I love you babe (date)… Don’t mess with me or ya’ gonna have a situation.
@lexluther I don’t think irony is the best word,i think laughing at one’s self is sometimes good. Just cause they’re my people doesn’t mean it shouldn’t be funny to me. It’s 2011 dawg,where have you been since? As SOME of my people would say “Y u So sErioUz dAwg?!”
My name is Yo’Landa, Cruz, so any and all dissenters are welcome to go fornicate with themselves. You are envious beyond reason, because I am, in all humility, free of imperfection and the epitome of form and beauty whilst being the proudest Nubian woman in the land .
Ladies and gentlemen; greetings. My name is Yo’landa. I am the ideal image of today’s zeitgeist, perhaps in all of posterity. I have, in abundance, many detractors, but again, their envy has no measure, and unfortunately, they covet my amazing backside. My apologies, I’m referring to my aesthetic wonderment of course-wouldn’t you acknowledge that my female companion? But I digress, my purpose is to inform you that when concerned with my siblings and such, I will not be deterred in defending them. They stand behind me in dubious times, and I am committed to them as well.
I am enamored with my companion Da”Trone. He is supremely personable to my wonderful but unplanned son Tyreque.
If you think you would enjoy partaking in my dreams for the future and can maintain a good existence while doing so, I welcome you to notify me of same through the means of Facebook. I will always be dancing, partying, and occasionally, partaking in recreational illicit drugs with many African-American gentlemen at social gatherings. Alright?
Peace be with you, it is approaching the dinner hour, and I am looking forward to ingesting Collard Greens with my sibling Ta’Vonna and my similarly descended from a common ancestor, Xayvier.
Alright African-Americans, I have returned. I must remind you, I am an authentic woman that, please be warned, one mustn’t interfere with or suffer the devastating consequences.