Friday, May 10, 2013

A Star Not So Bright

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  1. Okay, either 1st graders are posting on Facebook, or this is fake. Hell, I know 1st graders that are smarter than this.

  2. You know how the microwave works, you plug it in and turn it on and there’s this bright light and round and round you go and out comes whatever you put in hot or reheated? Well, that’s what i thought the sun was…god plugged earth in, then the sun came on and by the time we made one rotation we were reheated and then the sun went out. But that’s just me.

  3. there are actually people that are this dumb, beatus. go to a yahoo comment section if you want more proof.

    my question is: who are the 8 dumb fucks that ‘liked’ her post? was it because they agreed with it, or her stupidity was just that amusing to them? for fuck’s sake i hope it’s the latter.

  4. ^ Nobody dares like your comment now.

  5. “I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.”

  6. I talked with a girl that said she wanted to climb a mountain higher than the clouds so she could walk on the clouds, cause she saw a cartoon before someone doing that. This is no lie. I had to convince her this wasn’t possible. There really are people who lack common sense

  7. Only idiots use hash-tags on Facebook.
    And maybe on Twitter…

  8. Some people are idiots. They post things on Facebook. Some people think George Washington was our last President here in the U.S.

  9. ^ He was!

    /sarcasm off


  11. No more, please!

  12. Fake.

  13. I once had a 15 minute long conversation with a guy at work about how just because we call Orcas “killer whales” it doesn’t actually mean that they are whales and that they actually belong to the dolphin family. His response? “That’s like saying humans aren’t humans, but that we’re apes.” I told him that we are, in fact, apes. He said, “No, we’re Homo sapiens.”

    I walked away.

  14. I wish Lamebook would show the names of people like this so we can all gang up on them and knock the stupid out of them.

  15. ^ Unfortunately, there is no cure for stupid.

  16. #6 I had to thumb your comment down for not encouraging that waste of air to do that sooner and helping her to find a way to “cloudwalk” asap. Seriously people that dumb are supposed to die.

  17. Friendzone, you’re right. That girl didn’t amount for much afterwards in life. She can be the next person going on Jerry Springer “my cousin is the baby daddy, but which one?”.
    I should of helped her to a cliff, gave her a push of encouragement and said good luck.

  18. #15, a bullet to the head, and after that, GANG-RAPE!

  19. Ohh, wait, it’s not rape, if they’re dead…
    Rape first, then.

  20. ^ Like I said, there is no cure for stupid.

  21. This reminds me of the time some crazy person tried to convince me that the earth wasn’t flat.

  22. The sun is closer to the earth then all the other stars in the sky, that’s why it is so much brighter and bigger. Some of the stars you see in the sky have actually burned out already, it takes the light that long to reach earth. So be glad the sun is so close!

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