You know how the microwave works, you plug it in and turn it on and there’s this bright light and round and round you go and out comes whatever you put in hot or reheated? Well, that’s what i thought the sun was…god plugged earth in, then the sun came on and by the time we made one rotation we were reheated and then the sun went out. But that’s just me.
I talked with a girl that said she wanted to climb a mountain higher than the clouds so she could walk on the clouds, cause she saw a cartoon before someone doing that. This is no lie. I had to convince her this wasn’t possible. There really are people who lack common sense
I once had a 15 minute long conversation with a guy at work about how just because we call Orcas “killer whales” it doesn’t actually mean that they are whales and that they actually belong to the dolphin family. His response? “That’s like saying humans aren’t humans, but that we’re apes.” I told him that we are, in fact, apes. He said, “No, we’re Homo sapiens.”
Friendzone, you’re right. That girl didn’t amount for much afterwards in life. She can be the next person going on Jerry Springer “my cousin is the baby daddy, but which one?”.
I should of helped her to a cliff, gave her a push of encouragement and said good luck.
The sun is closer to the earth then all the other stars in the sky, that’s why it is so much brighter and bigger. Some of the stars you see in the sky have actually burned out already, it takes the light that long to reach earth. So be glad the sun is so close!