If you’re going to rip off a dead comedian (Mitch Hedberg), you should probably at least understand why it was funny in the first place. The sponges line isn’t funny because of what he said – it’s how he said it.
The tyson one almost had me in tears. The sponge one was meh..the first one was obvious..and while on the subject I remember when Vampires were deadly and wanted to suck your blood. Now all you see are a bunch of bitches runnin around fuckin dead people. the FUCK is wrong with ya’ll? they are vampires! they arent cute and cuddly.
So if I’m reading these statuses correctly, Stephanie Meyers is a feminist whose next book will have Vampire Guy giving Wolf Guy a sponge bath to erase the memory of knocking up Vapid Girl by way of teabagging? Just the thought of it made me spontaneously purge my uterus.
“Feminism” is one of the worst things to ever happen to this country. It undercuts the Christian values of this country. The Bible is quite clear about the difference between the roles for men and women in society. “Feminism” while trying to teach equality and respect actually destroys the distinction between the gender roles that the Creator has laid out for us. To be clear, all women are equal to men in the eyes of God but destroying the natural order of things (i.e. women going to work while leaving their children with day care or with their husbands at home) is an abomination. There is a great book called “A Woman After God’s Own Heart” which teaches women the importance of following God’s plan.
As found in Ephesians 5:21:
Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit to their husbands in everything.
Also in Peter 3:7
Husbands, in the same way be considerate as you live with your wives, and treat them with respect as the weaker partner and as heirs with you of the gracious gift of life, so that nothing will hinder your prayers.
@dan_fargis : Christianity is one of the worst things to ever happen to this country. You’re a brainwashed blowhard if you think that men and women shouldn’t be treated with equality because of a few quotes in a fucking book. The bible is a joke, it’s fear mongering; Christianity and the bible were created to scare people into submitting, to scare people into being blind sheep.
The bible truly was written by a bunch of sexist mother fuckers who don’t know shit about anything. the whole book is a joke. trust me, i would know, i went to a lutheran school for 7 years and had to study it every day. then switched to public school and realized how i had been brainwashed all that time..
Exodus 2:11-12 And it came to pass in those days, when Moses was grown, that he went out unto his brethren, and looked on their burdens: and he spied an Egyptian smiting an Hebrew, one of his brethren.
And he looked this way and that way, and when he saw that there was no man, he slew the Egyptian, and hid him in the sand.
And it so happened on that day when a post mentioning feminism appeared on Lamebook that Tazinijif went out onto Lamebook and looked out over the posts: and she spied a self righteous pillock smiting women, her brethren.
And she looked this way and that way, and when she saw everyone agreed she slew the self-righteous pillock, and hid him in the sand.
If the bible says it, I guess I should just do it, anyone want to help? ;0)
@Rationaleyes..do u not realize by now that fargis is masquerading as a Christian to get people to hate us real Christians? And u think we are the ones who can’t think 4 ourselves…open urself up to the truth.
@icedcoffee : I really don’t care if he is pretending to be Christian so people hate ‘real Christians’… I stick by my point of view. It’s not like I am ignorant enough to think that all Christians have the same point of view as ‘Fargis’; I simply replied to his ignorant post, then talked about how I feel about Christianity itself. Even without the ‘extremists’(using that term loosely) in Christianity I still have the same outlook on it; bullshit.
Icedcoffee, if you judge homosexuals, rally against abortion, would be comfortable with state school curriculums being polluted by creationist garbage, etc, etc; you are NO BETTER than Fargis’ character.
If you don’t do any of the above, and your beliefs aren’t rooted in fearmongering, oppression and hatred, then Fargis is not a charicature of you.
Fargis isn’t real, but his character is. There are countless religious fanatics who are just like him, and when said nutjobs get into positions of power, they, with the backing of their church have been responsible for countless atrocities.
@44,people used to use coat hangers to give themselves abortions,or at least its a common joke t use when talking about abortions ,an abortion would be a great way to get rid of morning sickness,i suppose.