Aunt Carol’s on fire!
What’s the big deal? Hit it.
No, she did not!!!
Dave, you could at least go finger her in a Subway.
I’m free tonight too, however, I cost money on all other nights.
Maybe Carol is on Carol…
Maybe she’s not a real aunt but just a close friend of your parents aunt. That one that’s been married three times and who still wears teen-style clothing and who always flashes their tits at you when they’re drunk.
I used to live next door to that “aunt”. It was pretty funny until she ditched her husband and married a kid down the street that was half her age. Then it was fall down hilarious.
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