Which misspelling did you think was correct, Jennifer? Alcohal? Alchohal? If your status update had included another extension to that ridiculous run-on sentence, would the next spelling have been ahlchohal or halchohal?
Carla just takes her crop fees every time she farms Stylers farmville. It’s a tough business growing your virtual crops! Sometimes you gotta put in those extra hours… WASTING YOUR LIFE! Way to go Styler, you’re so awesome, you don’t even have to play the game to build your farm! You just get wasted at weddings and enjoy life. Props.
Josephine, you’re gonna get knocked up at a very early age when you are completely shit-faced and don’t know what’s happening in illusion land.
Melanie, I like how your profile picture is of you having an alcoholic beverage.
This past weekend, I bored a plane and landed in farm country (seriously) to go to a wedding, where I got utterly trashed! I woke up the next morning to the sounds of a tractor. It freaked me the fuck out! I’m a city girl, hearing that was just weird.
p.s. I slept in the “wild life” room as they called it, surrounded by stuffed dead animals and mounted dear heads. It was strangely calming and very odd, and I figured if I was going to be drunk the whole time I might as well have some company in my room (dead animals and such). Wow, what a strange trip that was!
I don’t know word, but he sure had some empty eyes the next day. Either I bored him, or I put on quite a show. Seeing as how I was boozed up quite good, and with out my man who was states away. I had some nice (and very intoxicated) ee time.
Night nuff, and you have the time down buddy, we’ve got our time zones in order now.
Paranoid, probably a bit of both. Don’t worry, I have the same problem, but having said that, I’ve been picturing ee’s scenario in my head all afternoon/evening, and it’s very vivid in my head, and I’m drug free today, well, except for the 4 beers.
I can see, however, Jennifer’s very limited amount of gray matter decorating the wheel wells of a big rig after she inevitably ends up driving the wrong way on a major Florida interstate while simultaneously smoking a blunt, drinking a bottle of Boone’s Farm, and texting her like OMG BFF. I am turgid with anticipation.