Comments on: A Lesson in Mosquito Migration

By: Vancouver

Vancouver — Sat, 09 Apr 2011 08:27:04 +0000

I love it when people who have the spelling abilities of an astigmatic orangutan claim to be more intelligent than people who can type correctly.

By: janellybeans

janellybeans — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 01:42:48 +0000

The streets better kill that moron. Quick! Before the Mosquitos give her aids and migrate!!

By: Chinchillazilla

Chinchillazilla — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 00:42:10 +0000

I protected myself from unwanted pregnancy, STDS, cold, and the streets, but unfortunately, reading this gave me an aneurysm.

By: dirtylittlepretty

dirtylittlepretty — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 22:13:19 +0000

im pretty stoned right now and this made me lol. it is extremely ignorant and full of so much dumbassedness* but i found it a real treat!! thanks lamedick for not failing me for a change. I also like how Osita busts out with the ’1st (off)bitch, mosquitos are not around in the winter but yea’ ~~such the scholar

i give it two bums up!

By: shanemanic

shanemanic — Thu, 19 Aug 2010 11:16:10 +0000

As far as the getting AIDS from a mosquito thing…I remember a few years ago there was some scientist or doctor or something that came out with this unbelievably dumb theory that it isn’t safe to slap a mosquito. The only safe was to remove a mosquito is to swipe or flick it off of you. His reason was that when you slap a mosquito you risk forcing any blood the mosquito has already consumed from someone else into yourself, thus possibly transmitting some kind of blood-born illness. It was a big thing in the mosquito infested bogs and marshes where I’m from. Of course a bunch of other doctors and scientists came out right after that and said it was bullshit (big surprise).

By: MyUsername

MyUsername — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 03:52:53 +0000

LOL this was SO freakin awesome.

By: wonderersway

wonderersway — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 06:49:03 +0000

The ‘last time you checked your Spanish’? Which I bet was 10 seconds before you commented douche.
And upon reflection I reckon Osita was trying to convey his/her sense of the usefulness of condoms, as even with taking precautions he/she could be shot on the street. Not that I agree with the sentiment.

By: Christ on a cracker

Christ on a cracker — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 19:55:49 +0000

So… Osita is a he? Last time I checked my spanish, Osita translates to small female bear.

Is it supposed to be cute? Or is this just his way of letting everyone who speaks Spanish know that he’s a rampant homo looking for some ‘verga’?

By: smilee

smilee — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 16:37:09 +0000

Dude above, ‘The is so much fail’ .. FAIL!

By: andycan

andycan — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 13:56:47 +0000

the is so much fail, i don’t know where to start

By: jessie

jessie — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 09:56:01 +0000

Why does the status say “2 hours ago” but the rest of the comments have dates? I’m calling a fake.

By: Alyssa

Alyssa — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 13:51:41 +0000

Mosquitoes can’t give you AIDS.

By: Wendyll

Wendyll — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 11:00:37 +0000

Yeah agreed, stop being such a douche

By: Layla

Layla — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 03:01:18 +0000

Andy, you are a piece of shit.

By: Andy

Andy — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 18:43:27 +0000

Wow, thank god for blacks. Amusing white people since slavery

By: ac2004

ac2004 — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 23:37:36 +0000

This is such an amazing display of human stupidity it makes my head hurt. If ever a case was to be made for mandatory sterilization, surely all involved in the original post fit that mold.

Gah!
*head explodes*

By: negya

negya — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 13:22:26 +0000

haha!love the fact that Tenzin actually sees how dumb Osita is (according to his “lol”)but our dumb little Osita thinks he`s saved by a friend and thanks him at the last comment. priceless

By: chairman mosquitoe

chairman mosquitoe — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 20:18:05 +0000

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

i wish i had friends like osita

By: Canaduck

Canaduck — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 06:35:26 +0000

I can’t stop laughing at Michael’s initial reaction, because it was pretty much the same as mine.

By: PennyLane

PennyLane — Sun, 26 Jul 2009 02:12:08 +0000

Jesus fucking Christ, flie?!

By: Jim

Jim — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 07:36:18 +0000

This is nothing more than two idiots trying to outwit eachother with false information

By: west nile

west nile — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 04:57:58 +0000

Average lifespan of a mosquito: 4-100 days.

Average number of heterosexuals on 4chan at any given time: -2

By: Sean

Sean — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 20:32:49 +0000

You can’t get HIV from a mosquito anyway.

By: salamence

salamence — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 21:54:43 +0000

hahhah mosquitoes dont fuckin migrate dumbass

By: Paola

Paola — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 16:58:46 +0000

Mikey’s like a fly trying to fly through a window.

By: Muffler

Muffler — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 18:16:34 +0000

Mike’s got it.

By: Mike D

Mike D — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 16:30:06 +0000

The moral of this story – don’t have unprotected sex with a mosquito in the streets.

By: TyBat

TyBat — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 23:56:26 +0000

This is, hands down, the stupidest conversation ever.

By: Pips

Pips — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 18:16:46 +0000

I think the Mosquito giving you AIDS thing is mocking the fact that the streets themselves can kill you. Since apparently ANYTHING can kill you these days.

By: blumpkins4mccain

blumpkins4mccain — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 04:54:39 +0000

stupid ignorant cunts. all of them.