I can try and diffuse that bomb for you Raven, but I haven’t had that good of a track record. They seem to always blow up on me and they’re always screaming. It’s a messy job, but not everybody has the right tool.
Adam tempted fate by being smug and cocky on his Facebook. Your closest friends care if your girlfriend is great, all your other Facebook friends despise you more and more with every ‘my relationship is AMAZING’ status you post, until they eventually snap and cave your head in whilst chanting ‘great friends great girlfriend, great friends great girlfriend’ over and over under their breath.
@BritishHobo, or they could just call him a “smug prick”, a very straight to the point way of doing things. Unless Adam had a really shitty (and very public) life and has only just gained such commodities, in which case fair play to him.
@cupid According to my resources, bombs such as Raven’s are normally diffused after a few tough years of marriage. Then you can rest assured there will be no more explosions… Usually. Some just can’t seem to stop them from happening.
@_isglory Those Thrasher Sharks are dangerous bitches man, one minute they’re all like, “I love you,” and then the next, *fwoosh* NO HEAD! And i’m not talking about the good kind of head, i’m talking about the one that sits on your shoulders. Do not piss one off.