Comments on: A Few Weekend Wins

By: micah_2288

micah_2288 — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 17:28:07 +0000

WISH* Sh!t

By: micah_2288

micah_2288 — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 17:27:24 +0000

To greg: I just registered to let you all know that it was NOT me… Although I was it was.

By: Lillith my Alter Ego

Lillith my Alter Ego — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 07:55:51 +0000

Not as long as line for guys who already fucked your girlfriend that would of been a good one.

By: BritishHobo

BritishHobo — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 16:02:59 +0000

Maybe Greg doesn’t want to break up with her, but he’s pissed off because so many guys want to sleep with her.

By: th3zone

th3zone — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 12:12:54 +0000

hey Greg may be you should consider working as a pimp for your gf i’m sure you gonna be a very rich man …:)

By: sosr

sosr — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 11:15:33 +0000

@ mcowles. yes, the 4th type is fake, so is not an orgasm. i wonder if heff has ever genuinely made a woman scream that wasn’t from the ptc.

By: mcowles

mcowles — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 21:48:40 +0000

@insert clever name here

If you’re using a pantene bottle to “assist” you in times of need, then you need to make sure that the cap remains closed. You’re just asking for a UTI or Yeast Infection.

That being said, I will have to think about your offer of your vagina to me. I’m assuming you’re doing so in the attempt to show me that not all sex has to feel like puppy murder (which isn’t good). I’ll get back to you.

By: insert clever name here

insert clever name here — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 20:57:17 +0000

@MNic Sure they do. Greg’s girlfriend’s did after he broke up with her… well, it did after Micah, Jack, Andrew, Trevor, Jose and Charles. (Jose cut in front of Charles)

By: MNic

MNic — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 19:50:27 +0000

@insert clever name here -… I’m a little confused at your comment. Are you offering for mcowles to explore your dungeon? That’s what it seems like…

@Mcowles -If she says yes, RUN! Vaginas do not normally spew shampoo out of them.

By: MNic

MNic — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 19:40:20 +0000

@Adamn -Your support system is loving, reassuring, and always there for you, …but sooner or later its bound to run out of donuts.

By: insert clever name here

insert clever name here — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 19:38:51 +0000

@mcowles I’ve never had sex with a cactus and my vagina smells like shampoo. Some Pantene attacked it earlier today …well that’s what it looked like anyway.

By: mcowles

mcowles — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 19:31:13 +0000

@Adamn

I wish I still had a wet nurse… those were the best 12 years of my life!

By: Adamn

Adamn — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 19:25:49 +0000

@Mnic Very original material

By: Adamn

Adamn — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 19:23:24 +0000

@Mcowles it’s ok if you don’t understand, just call your parent/guardian/wet nurse and they can assist you with the aforementioned

By: MNic

MNic — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 19:08:45 +0000

@mcowles -go get ‘em tiger… heh heh woods…

By: mcowles

mcowles — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 18:52:11 +0000

@Adamn

I would laugh at your 40-year old virgin reference, but you called me legally retarded, or at least that’s how you pronounced my name… or something.

@sosr

You purposely put “3 types of orgasms” and then wrote out 4 types, right?

To the rest of you… fine, I’ll start poking women that are 1) alive, 2) haven’t had sex with a cactus, 3) don’t have vaginal teeth, and 4) smell like vanilla.

I’ll keep everyone updated as to the (hopefully) new sensations that I will experience.

By: Adamn

Adamn — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 18:12:04 +0000

@mcowles, ya know how when you feel a woman’s breast and it feels like a…. like a bag of sand…..

By: Adamn

Adamn — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 18:11:13 +0000

@sosr your comment made me lol

By: MNic

MNic — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 18:10:53 +0000

@mcowles -I’m going to have to agree with sosr on this one. The only way I can imagine sex feeling the way you described it is if A. You are having sex with someone who has been dead for a decade and thus, dried up. or B. You are having sex with someone who has recently had sex with a cactus. Either way, you really need to find somewhere else to stick it.

By: Adamn

Adamn — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 18:08:15 +0000

@ mcowles, i think you may be entitled to a secondary income, call your local government provider and see if you can receive any benefits for being pronounced legally retarded.

By: sosr

sosr — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 17:58:20 +0000

@mcowles – lube up brother. simple as.

3 types of orgasm:
the positive orgasm – ‘oh yes, oh yes, OH YESSS!’
the negative orgasm – ‘oh no, oh no, OH NOOO!’
the spiritual orgasm – ‘oh god, ohh god, OH GODDD!’
the fake orgasm – ‘oh heff, oh heff, OH HEFFF!’

By: mcowles

mcowles — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 17:43:00 +0000

@misanthropic4u

I think I just fell in love. “I promise I’ll never poop on your hand ”

The only thing stopping me from flying to Portland, Oregon to swoop you off of your feet is that you already have your wedding vows written (see above) and that’s too much pressure for me to have to live up to that.

@Adel

Hmmm, if sex is supposed to be fun, then why do my neighbors scream “oh god” so much, while doing it? I scream that also, during sex and then cry and hold ice to my penis afterwards. I always assumed that that’s what everyone else did?

@sosr

2 donkeys or 2 ball-point pens… bring it on. Any help would be appreciated!

By: Adel Khoury

Adel Khoury — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 17:23:40 +0000

@mcowles – You sure you don’t have some kind of neuropathy? Pins and needles on your penis is NOT how sex is supposed to feel…or were you satirizing the old argument that women don’t enjoy sex? Dammit, sarcasm on the Internet is hard.

By: misanthropic4u

misanthropic4u — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 15:56:41 +0000

Dear Lord, what happen to this conversation? I guess I can kind of understand mcowles contempt for woman after reading his poop post in the other thread lol but HEY calm down.. we are not all the same! I promise I’ll never poop on your hand

By: sosr

sosr — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 15:45:17 +0000

@mcowles. no, that’s burros. i’m talking about pens of the ball-point variety. i once used 3 to demonstrate to a colleague the various positions available in an ffm threesome.

By: mcowles

mcowles — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 15:28:57 +0000

@sosr – isn’t that Spanish for donkeys?

By: sosr

sosr — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 15:16:00 +0000

@mcowles – no, but i’m pretty good with 2 biros.

By: mcowles

mcowles — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 15:11:13 +0000

@belle83773 – I’m ALL man. Well, 95% man………. don’t ask.

@sosr – Could you draw me some diagrams using stick figures to show me the error of my ‘lays’?

By: worst_episode_ever

worst_episode_ever — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 15:03:28 +0000

hahahaha yeah the first one was great… the other two not so much

By: belle83773

belle83773 — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 15:02:46 +0000

@mcowles – you must be a woman.