Comments on: A Few Quickies

By: terribletimes

terribletimes — Mon, 22 Mar 2010 22:06:51 +0000

@divinemonkeytrigger:

im sorry i just had to sign up to comment on the “that bitch sucks mad lipsticks’

possibly one of the best things ive ever read.

By: pearls-before-swine

pearls-before-swine — Sun, 21 Mar 2010 13:43:55 +0000

Whoops, guess I should have read through the comments first. Phew, I’m relieved.

By: pearls-before-swine

pearls-before-swine — Sun, 21 Mar 2010 13:42:09 +0000

Am I the only one who wants to find Meaghan and ask her how she knows she’s allergic to dog sperm…?

By: notsousual42

notsousual42 — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 22:10:32 +0000

yeah! go grow a pear! how d’ya like them apples??

By: BritishHobo

BritishHobo — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 16:15:27 +0000

Why not a pear?

By: Thumby

Thumby — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 16:13:39 +0000

Thumby once grew a pear tree. Thumby enjoyed the fruit of his labor with a sweet, delicious orange afterward. ‘Twas a good day for Thumby.

By: kiwigurl4life

kiwigurl4life — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 15:52:57 +0000

A roofie is a date rape drug, isn’t it? At least that’s what I heard a while back

By: Cheets

Cheets — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 13:39:38 +0000

Grow a pear = grow a pair (of balls) = man up.
Roofie – rohypnol.

By: Mhn77

Mhn77 — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 10:34:58 +0000

@17 eyeheartbrains

The worst way would be Matt’s suggestion. He sounds swell though…

By: malteaser

malteaser — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 10:21:48 +0000

lol

By: Bone

Bone — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 10:02:48 +0000

What is “grow a pear” supposed to mean? Is it a slang or sth?

By: dearme

dearme — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 04:30:45 +0000

I love the first one. I’m going to use that on all my friends’ statuses. (How sad is it that it’s going to be relevant for most of them?)

By: Jaz

Jaz — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 04:16:13 +0000

What in the hell is funny about the first one?

By: els9874

els9874 — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 04:11:41 +0000

why has my comment (comment #3 for the record) been “awaiting moderation” for like 6 hours?? I mean it wasn’t a great comment but why the hell didn’t it get posted?

By: DivineMonkeyTrigger

DivineMonkeyTrigger — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 03:44:52 +0000

I bet Hannah Montana isn’t allergic to dog semen. That bitch sucks mad lipsticks. Nothing good could possibly come from the loins of her “pony tailed, no talent, jar head cracker” of a father.

By: cerealk

cerealk — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 03:30:24 +0000

ahh so “assisting” you mean like when the extra girl holds the girl getting shagged in a porno

By: moosegeek

moosegeek — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 03:05:51 +0000

@30: Bryan is Frodo.

By: Meggie

Meggie — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 02:30:57 +0000

Bryan, sadly for you, I have never been in contact with a dog’s penis. My female jumped onto me after they were done breeding and some of the grossness leaked out onto my arm. “Assisting” means that I held her still during the act.

By: Bryan

Bryan — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 01:39:06 +0000

So you don’t fuck dogs, you just give them HJ’s. My bad.

By: Big Wiggly Style

Big Wiggly Style — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 01:26:57 +0000

Why do they call them roofies anyway? They should be called groundies…or floories…cause that’s most likely where you’ll end up anyway!

…..AND I LOVE PEARS!!!! I’m going to go plant some.

By: lexluther

lexluther — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 01:14:28 +0000

and what kind of sally animal would get injured by the female during breeding? that ‘stud’ should turn in his breeding license.

By: lexluther

lexluther — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 01:12:02 +0000

*a roofie IS slang for BEING the…

my apologies. sometimes i get too excited.

By: lexluther

lexluther — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 01:10:16 +0000

a roofie slang for the coolest guy there. the leader. it comes from Rufio, the leader of the lost boys during peter pan’s absence in the movie Hook with dustin hoffman and robin williams and julia roberts.

By: Meggie

Meggie — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 00:46:35 +0000

Hahaha! Omg.. No, I am not into bestiality! HelloHustle is right, I was breeding my yorkie. Other breeders will know that sometimes you have to assist so the female doesn’t injure the male. Sadly, I got dog juice on my arm and had an allergic reaction. LOL. I think next time I’ll wear a biohazard suit!

By: HelloHustle

HelloHustle — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 00:37:24 +0000

I’m cracking up so hard at Meaghan. She’s a good friend of mine, no she isn’t a vet, she was found a stud for her dog and was breeding them! As soon as I saw the blurry picture with her name, I was like, “Ahhh!! Is that Meg?!” Sure enough, I checked out her FB and it was one of her statuses from Sunday :p

SO NO, she doesn’t fuck dogs. Sorry!

By: Jim_diGris

Jim_diGris — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 00:29:26 +0000

WTF is a “roofie” ?

By: eenerbl

eenerbl — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 00:26:38 +0000

Oh Soup, you and your bones amuse me.

By: Soup

Soup — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 00:01:13 +0000

Wow, Meaghan is a considerate lover. When I’m burying the bone, the only one who needs to be worried about semen allergies is Fido.

By: AfroMexican

AfroMexican — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 00:01:06 +0000

@6 I was thinking that, too. But I don’t think the other girl’s name is Meaghan, or anyone else in the world for that matter.

By: Anna

Anna — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 23:56:01 +0000

“Red rocket! Red rocket!”

“Stanley, don’t you understand what you are doing??”

“I was doing ‘Red Rocket’ to make the dog’s milk come out.”