Comments on: A Few Badvertisements

By: yaya

yaya — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 15:14:42 +0000

lmao @slimjayz and the gud gud, the bad bad and the ugly ugly, lol Classic

By: yaya

yaya — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 15:13:15 +0000

The best things about pearl necklaces are:

1 They are free
2 There is no limit on the number an industrious gal can collect.

By: Anitalaff

Anitalaff — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 20:50:39 +0000

Anal beads, pearls… there are just too many choices. I’ll have to take them all.

Pennylane, you could always have Slimjayz MAIL the ‘pearl necklace’ to you. Wouldn’t THAT be a treat?

By: Funny Facebook Fan Pages

Funny Facebook Fan Pages — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 04:35:27 +0000

ahh the pearl necklace. always a classy gift.

By: eenerbl

eenerbl — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 04:10:50 +0000

@Beanstalker: What if she needs to stock up? Is that acceptable?

By: wordpervert

wordpervert — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 02:33:57 +0000

Beanstalker, that’s grubby. I like it!

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By: Beanstalker

Beanstalker — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 01:40:58 +0000

A girl can’t have too many anus beads either. Unless it’s over 15. Then it gets freakay.

By: mistaphill

mistaphill — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 00:23:28 +0000

definitely need my crimilan record erased. thanks Rosie

By: eenerbl

eenerbl — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 23:51:24 +0000

I am so looking forward to Valentines Day!

By: beckyboo

beckyboo — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 22:27:13 +0000

@ Lulz! I laughed at the Criminal one. I didn’t know Rosie O’Donnel’s wife painted her good good with silver paint! :O

By: beckyboo

beckyboo — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 22:25:18 +0000

AHAHAHAHA! Pearl Necklace! That’s a gud-gud!

By: slimjayz

slimjayz — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 22:24:13 +0000

@ eenerbl

The gud, gud… the bad, bad and the naughty naughty… hook it up

And just so you ladies know… A “pearl neckless” has been officailly ruled a gift by a US judge… Wanna know what you are getting for V-day

http://www.judicialaccountability.org/articles/suitonspermstolen.htm

Here is a bit out of the article
She asserts that when plaintiff ‘delivered’ his sperm, it was a gift — an absolute and irrevocable transfer of title to property from a donor to a donee,” the decision said. “There was no agreement that the original deposit would be returned upon request.”

And this isnt the only case I’ve heard like this

By: BritishHobo

BritishHobo — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 22:22:17 +0000

I’m too tired for my usual lame attempts at humour, but… heh. Pretty funny post.

By: Dr. Hymen

Dr. Hymen — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 22:21:22 +0000

Damn you, Lulz! You stole my thunder.

By: Spanka

Spanka — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 22:16:14 +0000

Rosie just got back from a muff diving expedition on a very unwell girlfriend/alien.

By: Lulz

Lulz — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 22:14:17 +0000

No one else laughed at the “Get Your Crimilan Record Erased!” Lololol “crimilan”.

And agreed on the pearl necklace statement!

By: aleesh87

aleesh87 — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 22:01:20 +0000

what is going on in stained glass window? lmao!

By: thelonious

thelonious — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 21:53:24 +0000

I liked the cars. I wouldn’t call that badvertisment

By: wordpervert

wordpervert — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 21:52:26 +0000

I’m guessin’ Penny Lane absolutely won’t take up your offer slimjayz

By: Beanstalker

Beanstalker — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 21:49:11 +0000

The second bottom one is fake.

By: eenerbl

eenerbl — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 21:33:05 +0000

@slimjayz:

I’ll trade ya “gud, gud” for a necklace!

By: Penny Lane

Penny Lane — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 21:31:05 +0000

We’re the couple that you hate because you wish you were one of us. HA! I am almost sure one of us will poetically die of cancer in a decade.

By: Mykl42

Mykl42 — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 21:27:35 +0000

eenerbl is just getting hotter …(Penny’s married (believe blissfully was the term) so no inappropriate remarks)

By: Leebo

Leebo — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 21:17:25 +0000

“is this the face of Christ? You decide.” baaaahaaahaaahaaa

Why do I think it’s so funny?

By: slimjayz

slimjayz — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 21:09:16 +0000

*anytime you want… I forgot the want

By: slimjayz

slimjayz — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 21:08:43 +0000

@ pennylane

You seem nice… I will get you a pearl necklace anytime you

By: MikeysRight

MikeysRight — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 20:51:25 +0000

Haha which pearl necklace are you talking about, Penny Lane?

By: eenerbl

eenerbl — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 20:49:36 +0000

I’m sold on eHarmony, and all it took were boobs.

I agree Penny Lane.

By: Penny Lane

Penny Lane — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 20:44:29 +0000

A girl can never have too many pearl necklaces.