#6 My guess would be that the cat dragged the bloody tampon from the bathroom bin, thinking it had found a delicious, death, mouse. Probably played with it for a while and decided to stash it for future use.
Android; I could be coerced into a good meltdown, if properly provoked.
About the post…you think your man is cheating; how is your first priority your relationship status on facebook? I would think a little personal confrontation would take lead.