Wouldn’t it be great if the sun came out during the night instead of the day? Because it’s dark at night, so the light from the sun would come in handy, but it’s already light during the day so the sun’s light is going to waste.
drchalkwitheringlicktacklefeff..well you may jest, but my state bought in daylight savings (even though I voted against it – how’s that for democracy?) and the extra hour of sun just killed my lawn.
STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVERRRR!!!
Charmingly the letter’s editor chose it for publication.
All I can say is: oh deer.
Stupid deer not reading signs
I pressed cancel on the security check *sigh* 🙁
The top one was in my local paper. It was a joke by the writer, the best part was how everyone got so up in arms about it.
Haha, Tim doesn’t realise that the deer don’t cross there because the sign is there, but rather the sign is there because deer cross there.
(stfu, happygirl99)
Tim is actually a deer
Wouldn’t it be great if the sun came out during the night instead of the day? Because it’s dark at night, so the light from the sun would come in handy, but it’s already light during the day so the sun’s light is going to waste.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.
Thank you, thank you, i’m here all week XD
drchalkwitheringlicktacklefeff..well you may jest, but my state bought in daylight savings (even though I voted against it – how’s that for democracy?) and the extra hour of sun just killed my lawn.
MsAnneThrope
your lawn is getting the same amount of sun it usually gets a day. Day light savings is just winding your clock back an hour.
Die in a fire, ree ree, you fucking spastic.