There is so much wrong with this post. How could she know she has chlamydia AND herpes, if she hasn’t even been to a doctor. She also said her boyfriend gave them to her, but she’s not sure how to tell him.
Do some research before you try to play a joke on your friends’ list.
I don’t know…if Selina is under the age of 16, I wouldn’t be surprised if this is legit. Young girls are idiots and tend to jump to conclusions. Her boyfriend probably told her HE had them and she assumed she did too.
Also, @mcowles, I think she’s saying she doesn’t know how to tell the doctor she has them (which in itself = stupidity).
Facebook is the new reality TV – we assume its true because if we’re truthful on it we assume others are, despite the obvious lack of verification. But of course its as useful for fiction and fun as all the other medias. Truth is Selina is making us look dumb for buying it! That’s Killin It. The real trick is making the language sound genuine and dumb enough to buy her stupidity. A work of art I say!
It kind of reminds me of all those ones posted awhile back where 4/chan or anonymous or whoever hacked in to a bunch of people’s profiles and put up pictures (see the fun day entry if you don’t know what I’m talking about), and then then posted as the people. Though Mary (#12) is probably right.
Wait how did we figure out that Selena didn’t go to the Dr to find out she had it in the first place? Because she is naturally stupid? I don’t get it. Nobody is this dumb. Are they??? Please tell me they aren’t. :p
- not being able to spell chlamydia
- thinking you can die from it
- catching both that and herpes from the same cheating boyfriend
- wondering how to tell him rather than dumping his sorry ass
- not understanding that everyone can see status updates
- thinking that if people stop commenting it will all disappear
… all the above posters’ hopes that she won’t procreate are futile. She’s almost certainly knocked up to, because she thought you couldn’t get pregnant if you take a hot shower after.
Fake or not, people CAN be that stupid. Believe it. I have seen people exchanging phone numbers in the comments sections, and even exchanging very personal intimate information. It’s like they think there’s a single magical box where they can type public messages, private messages, random thoughts, etc. and the Big Computer in the sky will route it appropriately.
#62, that’s rather generalizaing. And don’t forget, WE have to be stupid enough to fuck these women for them to “contribute to the dumbing down of the world”. So just get with smart girls and stop complaining.
Wow some people are so devastatingly stupid. Your boyfriend has given you Chlamydia & Herpes because he’s been sleeping around? Or like most just seeking attention? Type Chlamydia & Herpes into Google I’m sure it will supply you with 700000+ pages with advice, treatment, prevention and symptoms. And at Mary #12 even at 16 I knew what a STD was. So obviously your daily status update is a great way to announce your problems in the sack. Why would you even post it as an update if she thought nobody could see it? Can’t wait to hear that she’s pregnant, idiot.
This is another in a long series of hacked Facebook accounts. There is a group that got hold of accounts/passwords through some unprotected HTML on a Christian dating website. They then went over to the Facebook accounts and posted crap like this. Nobody,and I mean NOBODY, is this stupid folks. You can Google it and find tons of them.