Archive for April, 2020

Fruit Fight

Everyone has a favorite brand for every type of drink, right? Soda, energy drink – even bottled water. The only drink without a brand battle is milk. Do people have a favorite brand of milk? I’ve never heard someone say, “Can you get me some milk? BUT only if it’s Spotty Moo Cow brand milk.” Someone get us on Shark Tank immediately.

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Secret Delivery

It’s important to casually take a mental inventory of what in your house could be used as toilet paper. With all the toilet paper being bought up, it’s just helpful to know how many ‘Chicken Soup For The Soul’ books you have.

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The Favourite

PRO TIP: Keep asparagus in your fridge. Any food you eat will look fancy if you put a side of asparagus on the plate. Think your dinner of a Hot Pocket looks sad on that plate? Add some asparagus and boom – it looks like a French pastry. Asparagus is the tuxedo of vegetables.

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Binder And Chill

When we were in middle school, we all heard the rumor about Marilyn Manson getting a rib removed, right? That dude knew how to prepare for a quarantine.

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The Invisible Man

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Cart-In Movie

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